by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked (x2)

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

Black asphalt rolling mile after mile Getting bruised in awe and honor Running out of things to say Machine chaos and custom fitted cancer Searching for an answer Suburban kiddies' fear When your pag

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

Yeah baby I like your face yeah baby I like your eyes yeah baby I'm a basket case Yeah baby I dig your thighs Yeah baby Yeah baby Yeah baby Yeah baby Yeah baby I like your knees yeah baby I like you

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

your parents think im crazy say that i am outta control they say i dont look normal i dont do what i am told society they would wipe the stupid grin right off my face now my arms are tied behind my ba

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the rage T

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

got 12 rooms 12 vacancies you can do just what you please just don't get mother to irate and don't ever call me master bates a man should have a hobby, true but i got so bored i needed something to do

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

gotta learn soon that things never last cause i'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my ass gotta know now if it's all worth a fight cause if there's really a god then what else is right? what is rig

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

who needs dayglo? hey not me! 27 morons living on a tree peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads half the time flippin out on lsd advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight stupid, unobjec

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

K-Mart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

i got a call last night from warren somebody told him his band is boring warren was crying, he felt so bad cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants experience the ozzfish i went to a party, br

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than you Come over here and I'll pound on you

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

it's raining needles stuck in my head i wish i had stayed home in bed raining needles - help me guys! in my hands in my eyes my throat was stabbed i gurgle blood i fall on needles in the mud in my hea

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

massacres, violence film at 10 media scumbags strike a gain shove a face so your ratings can soar to not a way to spend my afternoon outer space ken and barbie on microphone in some poor guys lo

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

You gotta lotta nerve lookin down your nose at me Label me the dregs of a nice society Peoples parents like you and girls all shout your name But you're a clean-cut asshole to me you're all the same L

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner then everyone would be in love with me. (spoken) Oscar Meyer weiners come get your h

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

work i can't get up in the morning i feel like a sap like somebody's fool i work like a rat and i'm going insane i know it ain't right and i know it ain't cool so don't tell me what to do work do this

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

i was there alone one day me, fred and my microwave fred was a gerbil just the same i was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high kiss my gerbil fred goodbye watch old freddy run and run he went k

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

hey you - you're a blonde what you say is always wrong hey look - you can sprint don't you know you're in like flint don't touch my car hey you - you're a star if we are we went too far hey look - i s

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

one minute past midnight and i need some cigarettes see the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast everything you could want is in this little shop burritos are 6.99 free coffee for the cops

by Screeching Weasel on album Screeching Weasel

cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see me they can't defeat me oh please don't eat me! cows - won't give you butter if you pull their udder cows now longer have sad eyes they won't be served